GOTO Start
LABEL Start

PLAY music "jad222-brief-relaxed.ogg"

SHOW Isa "Isa" 75
SHOW Yaiceca "Yaiceca" 25
SETBG fancyroom

ACTION fadein 1

self "Today on Spacey Space Elves..."
Isa "Hello, Yaiceca."
Yaiceca "Hey, I've been wondering."
Isa "What's that?"

LABEL Question

Yaiceca "Why do the Jerrans look like us? It seems mighty suspicious. I mean, pink skin, two arms, two legs, hair. What's up with all that? You'd think the universe would be a lot more interesting than some sort of copy paste job."

SHOW Akyha "Akyha" 15
SHOW Yaiceca "Yaiceca" 40

Akyha "Actually, there's a very good reason for that!"
Yaiceca "And what, pray tell, is that?"

IF TimesAsked > 2
Akyha "Why its..."
Yaiceca "You know what, forget it..."
GOTO END
ELSE
Akyha "Why its..." AUTO
ENDIF

MENU Var1 "...time for pizza!" "...a secret!" "I forgot." "What are we talking about again?"

IF Var1 = 1
Akyha "Ummm..."
EIF Var1 = 2
GOTO Secret
EIF Var1 = 3
GOTO BadEnd
ELSE
Akyha "Er... What's the question again...?"
SETVAR TimesAsked + 1
GOTO Question
ENDIF

LABEL Pizza
Akyha "Why its time for pizza!"
Yaiceca "What's a pizza?"
Akyha "It's a yummy Terran dish. I think I have some, just give me a second."
HIDE Akyha
SHOW Yaiceca "Yaiceca" 25
Yaiceca "Have you heard of this 'pizza' before?"
Isa "Crystal's mentioned it before. She seemed to like it."
Yaiceca "I'll never get why your weird sister likes those Merrans so much."

SHOW Akyha "Akyha" 15
SHOW Yaiceca "Yaiceca" 40

Akyha "Here we go!"

ACTION fadeout 1
SETBG pizza
HIDE Isa now
HIDE Yaiceca now
HIDE Akyha now
ACTION fadein 1

Akyha "See? Doesn't it look delicious?"
Yaiceca "I'll take your word for it."

SETSEXPVAR "missionchoice" "1"
GOTO END

LABEL Secret
Akyha "Why its a secret!"
Yaiceca "Are you serious? What kind of lame response is that?!"
Akyha "I promised I wouldn't tell..."
Yaiceca "Fine, can I atleast guess?"
Akyha "That should be okay... I guess..."

LABEL YaicecaGuess

Yaiceca "I think Smerrans look like us because..." AUTO

MENU Guess "...of lazy artists." "...they're dumb." "...they're violating interstellar copyright law." "...I give up."

IF Guess = 1
SETFLAG Guess
Akyha "Nope!"
GOTO YaicecaGuess
EIF Guess = 2
SETFLAG Guess
Akyha "That's not a real answer..."
GOTO YaicecaGuess
EIF Guess = 3
SETFLAG Guess
Akyha "I think that would be hard to prove."
GOTO YaicecaGuess
ELSE
Akyha "Awww... are you sure?"
ENDIF

SETSEXPVAR "missionchoice" "2"
GOTO END

LABEL BadEnd
SHOW Akyha "Akyha" 14
Akyha "I forgot."
SHOW Isa "Isa_sigh" 75
Yaiceca "..."
Isa "You're hopeless."
SETSEXPVAR "missionchoice" "3"

GOTO END

LABEL END

IF Var1 = 1
self "BEST END!"
EIF Var1 = 2
self "Okay end."
EIF Var1 = 3
self "Poor end."
EIF Var1 = 4
self "Worst end!"
ENDIF

ACTION fadeout 3
ACTION endmission